i swear i’m not a weeaboo but some anime openings make me want to parkour off several buildings and then run across the ocean to africa
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
is that espurr
i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen
bullshitting an essay and getting a good grade for it
A few days ago someone told another cashier at the Walmart I work at that I shouldn’t be allowed to be employed because I’m corrupting the children with how I look.. This is what I looked like that day:
I wish I saw who she was so I could greet her on my day off.. I’ll corrupt her fuckin’ children alright. That’s a promise.
Welcome to Walmart, motherfucker.
my mom would actually love you omfg